All Plants Are Edible Shirt - Dark Humor Botanical Tee
All Plants Are Edible Shirt - Dark Humor Botanical Tee
☠️ Dark-Humor Botanical Design
🖤 Hand-Illustrated Vintage Print
🧵 Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed Cotton
🎨 7 Rich Colors
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🌿 ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE… SOME ONLY ONCE ☠️
For the ones who know exactly which pretty flowers could finish you off — and find that a little funnier than they probably should. This is dark botanical humor done right: a vintage-style study of foxglove, nightshade, monkshood and hemlock, printed for plant nerds with a wicked sense of humor.
🖤 An Original Dark-Humor Design
Not your average plant tee. The gorgeous hand-illustrated botanical print looks like it came straight out of an old field guide — until you read the fine print. A conversation-starter that rewards a second look.
🧵 Ultra-Soft Comfort Colors® 100% Cotton
Printed on premium Comfort Colors® garment-dyed 100% cotton with that soft, broken-in feel and rich, faded color from the very first wear. Relaxed unisex fit that's flattering on everyone and only gets better with age.
🎨 7 Rich Garment-Dyed Colors
From deep Berry and moody Pepper to soft Butter, Bay and Orchid — every shade is garment-dyed for that vintage, lived-in look. The botanical print pops beautifully on all seven.
🎁 A Perfect Gift for Plant Lovers
Ideal for gardeners, botanists, houseplant hoarders, herbalists, and anyone whose sense of humor is as dark as their compost. A gift that says 'I know my plants' with a knowing smirk.
- ☠️ Dark-humor botanical design — 'some only once' says it all
- 🖤 Hand-illustrated vintage print — foxglove, nightshade, monkshood & hemlock
- 🧵 Comfort Colors® garment-dyed cotton — soft, faded, unisex fit
- 🎨 7 rich colors — Berry, Grape, Bay, Butter, Pepper, Moss, Orchid
- 🎁 Perfect gift — for gardeners & plant nerds with a wicked wit
Know your plants. Wear the warning. 👉 Grab yours today.
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