All Plants Are Edible — Dark Humor Poisonous Plant Tee

💀 Some Plants You Eat. Some Eat You.

Foxglove, nightshade, monkshood, hemlock — a botanical study with a darkly comic twist. For the plant lovers who know exactly which pretty little flowers could finish you off, and think that's hilarious.

🌿 Vintage Botanical Illustration With Bite

The world's most beautifully lethal plants, rendered like pages from an old field guide. Sketch-style linework, muted tones, and the punchline sits quietly at the top: All Plants Are Edible. Some Only Once.

👕 Heavyweight Cotton That Only Gets Better

Cut and sewn from soft, garment-dyed heavyweight cotton with that lived-in feel from day one. Boxy unisex fit, classic crew neck, pre-washed so shrinkage stays minimal. Wear it, wash it, repeat.

🎨 Moody, Plant-Inspired Colorway Range

Deep and muted garment-dyed shades — rich berry and pepper tones, warm butter, calm bay, cool moss and soft orchid. Every hue pairs beautifully with the dark botanical print.

🎁 Perfect Gift for the Plant Person With a Dark Streak

Ideal for gardeners, botany nerds, herbalists, houseplant addicts, and anyone whose humor runs a little morbid. Halloween-friendly year round, and just weird enough to spark a conversation.

• 💀 Dark Humor Punchline — "All Plants Are Edible. Some Only Once."
• 🌿 Vintage Botanical Print — Foxglove, nightshade, monkshood & hemlock.
• 👕 Heavyweight Garment-Dyed Cotton — Soft, broken-in feel from day one.
• 📏 Unisex Boxy Fit, S to 5XL — Size up once for a roomier look.
• 💧 Pre-Washed & Pre-Shrunk — Wear, wash, repeat.

👉 Add a little dark humor to your plant collection today.

Size Chart

Size Chart — US sizing, measurements in inches. Compare garment chest to your own.