{"product_id":"all-my-role-models-went-to-prison-christian-cross-t-shirt","title":"All My Role Models Went To Prison Christian Cross T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003e✝️ ALL MY ROLE MODELS WENT TO PRISON ✝️\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoseph. Daniel. Peter. Paul. John. Jesus. Every one of them sat behind bars — and every one of them changed the world anyway. This is the tee that turns a double take into a conversation about faith, and it says more in six words than most people say all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003e🪵 A Rugged Wooden Cross You Can Read From Across The Room\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork is built around a weathered timber cross wrapped in the crown of thorns, printed in warm rust and desert tan against a distressed background. Underneath, the name plates stack up like a prison roster: JESUS, PAUL, JOSEPH, DANIEL, PETER, JOHN. Big, bold, and legible at a glance — no squinting required.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/3230\/7868\/files\/02_6e033ad9-3d81-40f8-8961-40db6e63cbb6.webp?v=1789543784\" alt=\"Black Christian tee with rugged wooden cross and bold All My Role Models Went To Prison print\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:12px auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003e🧵 100% Combed Cotton That Feels Broken-In On Day One\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe print on 100% combed cotton — the yarn is combed to pull out the short fibers, so the fabric comes out smoother, softer and more breathable than a standard cotton tee. It is naturally lightweight for all-day wear, and the neckline and sleeves carry reinforced stitching so the shape holds up wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003e👕 Unisex Classic Fit, S Through 5XL\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCut as a relaxed unisex classic fit that works for men and women alike, and true to size — order your normal size and it will land right. Choose \u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e for maximum contrast on the rust-and-tan artwork, or \u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e for a lighter, everyday look. Full size guide is right below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003e🎁 A Perfect Gift For The Believer With A Sense Of Humor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for Sunday service and Saturday errands alike — youth pastors, small group leaders, prison ministry volunteers, Bible study regulars, and anyone who loves a faith statement with a little bite. A ready-made birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift for the friend whose faith is real and whose humor is drier than the desert.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/3230\/7868\/files\/03_209ab432-0937-47d0-b089-561fd12afa31.webp?v=1789543784\" alt=\"White version of the Christian humor tee - a clean and giftable colorway option\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:12px auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✝️ \u003cstrong\u003eFaith with a punchline\u003c\/strong\u003e — wooden cross, crown of thorns, and the names of six imprisoned believers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003e100% combed cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e — soft, breathable and naturally lightweight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eUnisex classic fit\u003c\/strong\u003e — relaxed cut for men and women, true to size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧶 \u003cstrong\u003eReinforced 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